Popcorn

I was eating popcorn last night while sitting on the couch. Popcorn is one of those snacks where for every 7 kernels you get in your mouth, at least one ends up in your lap. But in my case, my lap is blocked by a very large belly. So rather than having a little leftover stash of popcorn in my lap when I finished the bowl, I had a halo of popcorn surrounding my bum from the kernels rolling off my belly in surprisingly evenly spaced directions.