Never enough spirituality to keep us wet

I was recently mis-paraphrased in the Daily Universe. It's hard to be upset when I think it's so funny. What I said was something like "A good friend of mine put it this way, 'Intellectualism rains on college campuses and we think we're wise when we get wet.'" And what did the article read? "Anderson said BYU graduates need to hear about the special directions and challenges they will face because they will be away from the perfect educational environment, with the spirit continuously raining on them to keep them wet." 


Hilarious.

I wish I knew who said that. And what it means.