I touched a hummingbird this morning. Don't they have magical powers like unicorns (bullet point #3 is awesome).
I thought it was a bumblebee. I was on the back porch trying to figure out how to upgrade my operating system when I heard this buzzing (ahem, humming, as I quickly learned) and swatted at where the sound was coming from. When I felt how large the bumblebee was, I quickly withdrew my hand, looked over and realized that I SMACKED A HUMMINGBIRD. Softly.
I think it liked my hot pink shorts (a throwback to my childhood).
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