Thursday, February 5, 2009


I hate speed bumps. I have always hated speed bumps. They're perpetually in the way and lots of people go even faster to diminish the obnoxious jolt that comes with them, thus denying them their purpose in the first place.

I think I have one in my throat. It's large, red, slimy, and it hurts real bad. It's getting too big for my tongue to fit back there. This is a problem.

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