Hacker

I left my phone at home a few days ago and had to get a hold of Mikey so I did what any tech-savvy person would do. Text him from my email account.

He thought I was a Chinese hacker.

Today he texted me from his email account and posed as a Chinese hacker, "hello hello. do you read?...do you read? i important message have you for. Win big $? Just me write back. Greetings..."

It sounds like a Chinese Yoda to me.